Monday, April 12, 2010

Am I the only one that...

Every now & again I wonder if anyone else in the entire world thinks of the same bizarre, outlandish, mundane, crude, creative, romantic, silly...etc...stuff that I think up. So, I guess I'll ask.

Am I the only one that...

... enjoys putting little, sleazy mustaches on those I love?

...doesn't know how to spell etc?!!!!

... doesn't want to take my make-up off at the end of the day because I actually did it & think I look pretty?

... doesn't want to cook in the kitchen for the THIRD time of the day because I JUST CLEANED THE BLASTED THING UP!!!!?

... writes down what I'm thinking because I think it's clever?

... cannot sit by people in the movie theater that are eating popcorn. The chewing & smacking sounds make me want to pull my hair out? {I know I have problems.}

... has to sleep with earplugs? {For this very problem.}

... has full on conversations with characters in my head & then laughs when one of them says something funny?

... feels bad for people who have silly last names like Wiener.
{That's sad. I apologize if any of you are Mrs. Wiener.}

... is not a good Mom before 7:30 a.m.?

... cannot stand Barney the creepy Dinosaur?

... LOVES to pick pimples? {I know, I know.}

... is worried about female hair loss?

... LOVES stacking the dirty dishes, but HATES putting away the clean ones?

... can read the entire Twilight series in a month, but has yet to finish the entire book of Isaiah?

... views foreplay as my husband doing the dishes, playing with the kids, flushing the toilet & telling me the house looks very clean.

... doesn't move when I sleep? Like a mummy.

... MUST go to $1 day at Goodwill?

... has stretch marks on my saddlebags from pregnancy, but not my stomach?

... will NEVER feel okay about paying money for something I can make myself?

... is obsessed with H's? (I tell husband it's for Hinze, but deep down he knows it's really for Heather.)

... cannot batterize her 5 decorative clocks, because I'm as crazy as Captain Hook? {Tick. Tick. Tick.}

... gets "frisky" after 11 o'clock at night?

... losses their cool when my child says, "NO, NEVER!?"

... is cheap, but in denial about it?

... will never think it's okay to clip your nails in the middle of a church meeting?
{Personal hygiene should ALWAYS be done in private!}

... sometimes feels my milk come in although the well has been dry for a long while?

... occasionally still dry heaves when changing a dirty diaper, although I've change literally thousands.

... has had to ration myTarget outings because of the "evil" presence that resides there which makes me purchase too many nonsense things?

... LOVES meeting new people?!

Thanks to all of you new friends who have joined Miscellaneous! I'm very excited to get to know you. Hopefully I can help produce some laughs for you throughout the weeks to come.

Happy Monday!

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  1. Your mind is amazing Heather, i don't know if a lot of people think like you do. I love that about you! :)

  2. Your choice of a new blog url is a great one. Well done, it is just the ticket. :) See you manana at dance, 5 minutes late as always!

  3. I was laughing out loud at some of those. Even I learned more about you from that little list!

  4. I think so much like you. I would say I am right there with you on 75% of it all. Especially the foreplay.

  5. I LOVE reading your really are an amazingly, clever writer...what I would give to put my thoughts into words like you do!

  6. hahaha, is it sad that I can actually relate to 99.9% of those (the .1 being that my name starts with N)? Thanks for the laugh. I got your blog from a friend of a friend.

  7. I feel the exact same way...ESPECIALLY about the popcorn, sleeping with earplugs and the milk thing. I have seriously wondered if I was the only one who has felt that long after nursing was over. Weird. :)